Gossip Girl Alert Austria

Prince 🤴 and princess of Austria.....    the prince of Austria 🇦🇹  was in the throne room disputes were decided by spinning 🥴 a dial whoever won .... 10 percent to 90 percent to settle disputes..... the princess was told no females allowed to rule.....hmmmmm no way you rather let an idiot rule because he is a boy..... OK then all of a sudden 🙄 🤔 😒 all the princes clothes disappeared. 🙄   all he had were princess clothes....... he woke up outside the palace..... hmm maybe someone did not like his decision making skills..... 🤔   all of a sudden her short haircut later and a ponytail she wore the princess 👸 clothes she entered the throne room the staff obliged..... she started to settle disputes fairly there was a line ..... the prince tried to sneak in wearing women's clothing sorry princess not allowed 🚫 😅  oops what do you mean im a man...... a prince i command you to obey...sorry mis no ladies allowed in the throne room that is the rule .....  he had to wait in line to see the princess 👸 😩 she slept 😴 💤 😩   soundly in her master suite for the prince 🤴 he decided to marry her or kill her one day.... none of my people missed me.... no one listens because im a girl....what do you mean i lost my disputes in court ....what i have to learn to cook and clean once a week as restitution as a staff member as a maid or butler somewhere else in a manor were no one will know your identity 😅  or else I will come back and kick you out.....not even a princess will be able to save you. He moved to Italy with the princess 👸 as a kid and became a self made millionaire.  That how I won my princess heart for a little bit anyway I learned to cook and clean when necessary 😌